Here at the Sissy Crest, we know how to get down.
The banner photo was taken from inside our new multi-dome. Our SUSTAINABLE structures contain off-the-grid electronic cyber cafe, interactive boggle booths and taxidermy displays.
Neighboring the veggie fields,we produce the coconuts necessary to create our soil alternatives. Within this closed loop, we eliminate all contaminates through extensive filtering systems designed to remove impurities from the air we breathe.
Our milking does have their own dome to reside in, complete with large, Virtualpasture® for their browsing opportunities. We do provide multi-layer advanced-technology transparent synthetics as a “virtual fence” from the animals to avoid pathogenic contamination and for scent reduction purposes.
After a short physical exam and and while-you-wait online screening, you may enter our realm of propriety. Here you will experience an “it’s all good” feel with from our co-evolutionary model intended for all who hope to achieve sustainability and transcendence within their thirties.
Additionally, we offer a variety of soy dishes, and don’t worry, we provide self sealing “vomit vessels” in case your stomach can’t handle all of the newness!
Get moist! Be carbon neutral! Visualize your Greenself®!
Get your hands dirty in the sea of never ending redundancy, here in our multi dome farm, where farming takes place without unpredictable weather patterns or dangerous germs.
We groove down to the sound of replicated rhythms.
